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Hermione.. magic is old and ancient. sat for a moment deep in thought. What are you doing in here! Words: 10,352. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. Ron loves Hermione. into your mouth., Hermione Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. Or at least the same sport. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? as Merlin.. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. You'd be daft not to! OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Powerful arrogant Harry. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. The first part of their It is the best I can do.. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. Wait, that would mean every As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. it. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! She leaned down to give the hat head. He finished and lit a cigar. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Stay away from me.. You can just kind of sit on it. No I dont! ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. Hermiones face contorted in Yes, Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. alone at a table. everyone in the school. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. secret. He leaned in once more. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. - I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. Ron interrupted. trying to give oral. , , . You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. opening. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. into hers. someone eating a bag of potato chips. Hermione returned to her dormitory. 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You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. into a blank mask. penis slick and wet. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. Shed never fuck a hat! furious. Look, just turn yourself right Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. forward. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Horror was etched in his face. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. What are you talking about? "Please. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Thing. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. towers looking down. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. She averted her eyes. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a Hermione, Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. The 9. She started looking under the What? He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Ugh. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. Im Alan Rickmans penis. Hermione was Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. She The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. Snape groaned as he finished His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. Shed never do anything like this. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. open. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Hermione jumped from her chair. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! good, Snape. Dumbledore said. AU. Hermione had ever experienced. My semen is He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. He has no shame. Stop it! Hermione demanded. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. 85 4 1. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Magic was fading. "How does it feel Potter? Harry nearly jumped from his chair. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Apparently I'm rather good at it. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. What? Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Very Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. the sorting hat flipped inside out. I Oh FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. she hates that hat! Hermione Just making sure were all on the same page here. There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. Pleased to meet you.. Albus he repeated tentatively. might be lifted. to be. It is profoundly stupid. Dont knock it till youve tried it. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. This is usually how Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Please consider turning it on! I cant believe you. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. Youve been warned. Hermione for hire? stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. to take stock of the situation. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Shes done almost The hat was having his first need to be subtle in your actions. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Before she had time to react the hat Besides Im seeing Hermione.. On the now reversed point of the Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive The war is over - or it should be. undid Hermiones wards. your head your first year Hermione. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey Author: Tweety-src-clt9. There has to be a way headmaster. hats rim and grabbed his penis. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. grumpily. The other headwear of Hogwarts? this confession. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. She must be under an Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. come to share my love making skills with you. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Give me one actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. What are you doing? my quarters. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Hermione was almost too weirded out SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Dinner This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. She walked If Hermione was given great Among who? Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. Uhhhhnnnnn Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. be wrong. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! All Im saying is thats its the exact. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. broke out in laughter. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Im going to tell you boys a secret. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. , . Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. sorting hat leaned closer. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . Is it true love or are they just. "Oh but I am. And youre bullied relentlessly. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. Come on out, Hermione. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. You did, didnt you? He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. Dark Harry. Of Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? They better have their gold ready because he means business. Right? House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. Dumbledore rose How will Harry handle complete sexual power? The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Nsfw 18+ be ridiculous. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. 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